A crisp, clear summer breeze was upon the peaceful town of Helgaland. Birds chirping, squirrels squealing, it was a beautiful town. That is, until the citizens of Helgaland would meet Michael.
Shequeque was playing outside with her best friend Michelle. They were playing MJ Malts catch, were Michelle would throw MJ Malts and Shequeque would catch them in her mouth. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Michael, a 7 foot, 6 inches tall, Abercrombie model, got up with a broken arm.
Shequeque fell head over heels for this dumb-blonde. She instantly dashes over to help him. Michael introduced himself to the girls. And Michelle shows a gleam of jealousy in her eyes.
Meanwhile, Justin and his sister Lilliana, were spying from there house. Justin and Lilliana were veterans in the military and air force. Yet somehow, they maintained the age of 28 and 29. Justin grabbed the phone and Lilliana dialed the number. It was time to pull in their trump card.
Miley Cyrus, was combing her hair, when suddenly, her hairbrush began to ring. She grabbed the face paint, her wig, and than she was off! She begins to map out the plan in her head.
Michelle was not widely accepted by most people, she became aggressive, after too much teasing, and having but one true friend. Michelle decided that the time for change, was now. Michelle had a brain, which most people of Helgaland didn’t use. She planned out a global war, and decided to open a club, in order to recruit members.
Michael needed a home, so Shequeque let him live with her. One night though, Shequeque decided to peak in Michael’s room, and she jumped into his drawer. Horrified, she discovered that Michael didn’t have blonde hair after all, and that he used white paint on himself. She screeched, and Michael heard it. Michael came out of the bathroom, and had albino hair, albino skin, albino eyes, and a weird shaped nose. Shequeque couldn’t bear the sight of Michael Jackson, so she grabbed the nearest broom, and whacked him out of the house.
Justin and Lilliana were sleeping at their house, when suddenly, Miley Cyrus jumps into the house from the right window, and Michael Jackson come in through the left window, Lilliana and Justin were mortified, yet happy to see Miley. On the other hand, they feared for their young minds, for Michael Jackson. Lilliana wasn’t so worried though.
Meanwhile, Michelle had a group of about 700 angry people from around the world, in only 30 minutes; it looked like her quest would be a success. She explained her plan to the group, “At exactly 24:00, we will arrive at the house of Justin and Lilliana, and break through the windows, than we will take them hostage. I will enter first, than you will enter after I give you the signal. Got it?”
Michael Jackson, using his sense of feel, grabbed Justin, and jumped out the window. Lilliana and Miley Cyrus pursuit them. Michelle bombed the house of Justin and Lilliana, only to find out that they just left. Michelle grabs a katana, and follows their footprints.
Michael Jackson, was on the brink of running off of a cliff, but luckily Justin screamed,” CLIFF!!”
And Michael Jackson swiftly, but elegantly, twirls backwards. Miley and Lilliana, fell off of the cliff, but were secretly saved by a helicopter. Michelle used her katana to cut through the thick underbrush. She was about to fall off of the cliff, when Michael Jackson saw her, and thought that she was a guy, so he throws Justin off of the cliff, and he snatches Michelle, and runs off. The helicopter, piloted by King Friday and Queen Sara Saturday, catches Justin, and they let Miley off of the helicopter. Miley, swares to Mr. Rogers, that she will catch the madhouses. She runs off in rage.
Miley took out the trump card, and it turns out to be Oliver Twist. Michael Jackson and Michelle are cornered, and Oliver Twist walks up to the criminals, and politely asks,” May I have some more?”
Michael Jackson happily replies,” Just follow me into the closet, little boy.” Oliver Twist takes out a red switch, and pushes the button.
Justin is awakened by Lilliana and the royal couple. Upon seeing the royal couple, Justin goes into a five minute long coma. And wakes up, he apologizes, and explains what happened. Melodramatically, the three gasp! King Friday takes the wheel and follows the tracking device, which he inserted into Oliver’s brain. Queen Sara Saturday turns on the searchlight, and she spots the evildoers.
Nearby, Grandma Taters was taking her “children” for a walk. She hears all the racket, and goes deaf because of it. Grandma Taters calls 911, and explains. Since she doesn’t know that she has gone deaf, she ends up saying that she wants to be sued, for continuous child harassment, for $999,999,999.99, and that she wants her children to be taken to child support. She also explains how she killed a platypus when she was 9. She was than arrested, and placed in a padded cell.
Oliver Twist began to glow, and grew to gargantuan size. He takes a padded cell, and grabs Michael Jackson and Michelle and drops them in the cell. Grandma Taters, happened to be in this cell, and she smiled sweetly and mistakenly says that she likes to eat babies only on the weekends.
Michael Jackson figures out that Michelle isn’t a guy, so he goes into depression. Michelle remains with Michael Jackson in the padded cell, all lonely and depressed.
Shequeque, finds a new love, little Timmy Johnson. Little Timmy Johnson, realizes that MJ Malts aren’t going to be made, so he remakes the Skittles company.
Grandma Taters is freed from the cell, and is sent to the mental institute. She later discovers the cure to HIVs, and Cancer, which would be cash, in its most liquid form. But she can’t hear herself speaking, so she says that it is chimpanzee backrubs. She accidentally kills a patient, which happened to be Florence, her cousin.
King Friday, and Queen Sara Saturday, goes to the spa for a year, to cool down, before returning to Mr. Rogers Neighborhood reruns.
Miley Cyrus continues her musical career, and her two-sided life as Hannah Montana. Whenever Lilliana and Justin need her for a mission, they call her.
Oliver Twist discovers that the meaning of life is cheese and crackers, and becomes a millionaire.
Justin and Lilliana remain at their house, unchanged. Only rarely now do they watch Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. With the reward money that they got from catching the bad people, they buy a platypus, and name him Gilbert.
The next day, Justin and Lilliana were crowned king and queen of the city of Helgaland, and the day, Friday the 13th ,is now known as Michael Jackson Confinement Day, and it is celebrated all over the world.
                                         FIN